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    Weird Al' Yankovic

    Post by Sving on Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:41 am



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    Re: Weird Al' Yankovic

    Post by arceu on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:41 am

    is a good song Very Happy
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    Re: Weird Al' Yankovic

    Post by arceu on Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:19 am

    you can put teh lyrics please?
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    Re: Weird Al' Yankovic

    Post by Sving on Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:49 am

    OK Don't balme me but you asked for it:

    Weird Al' Yankovic - Trapped in a drive thru

    Seven O'Clock in teh evening
    Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
    I'm zoned out on teh sofa
    When my wife comes in teh room und sees me

    She says "Is this 'Behind teh Music'
    With Lynard Skynard?"
    und I say "I don't know.
    Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?

    She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
    So I'm not super hungry."
    I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
    But I could eat."

    She said "So whadya haz in mind?"
    I said "I don't know wha about you?"
    She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
    I said "That's wha we're gonna do!"

    "But first you gotta tell me
    wha it is you're hungry for!"
    und she says "Let me think...
    ...What's left in our refridgerator?"

    I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
    She said "That went bad a week ago!"
    I said "Is teh chili OK?"
    She said "You finished that yesterday!"

    I hopped up und I said
    "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
    She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
    I don't even like liver!"

    I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
    She's like "I heard you say liver!"
    I'm like "I should know wha I said..."
    She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

    Well I was gonna say something
    But my cell phone started to ring
    Now who could be callin' me?
    Well I checked my caller ID

    It was just cousin Larry
    Callin' for teh third time today...
    My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
    I said, "OK."

    "Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
    So wha d'ya want to do?"
    She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in teh kitchen?"
    "Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"

    und then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
    I says "No"
    She says "Yes"
    I says "No"
    She says "Yes"
    I says "No"
    She says "Yes...
    ...Oh, here's your keys"

    I step a little bit closer
    Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
    She says "How about teh Ivy?"
    I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."

    I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
    und eatin' expensive food
    She's says "Olive Garden?"
    I say "Nah, I'm not in teh mood...

    ...und Burrito King would make me gassy
    There's no doubt"
    She says "Just forget about it"
    I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

    Then I get an idea
    I says "I know wha we'll do!"
    She says "What?"
    I say "Guess"
    She says "What?"
    I say "We're goin' to teh drive-thru!"

    So we head out teh front door
    Open teh garage door
    Then I open teh automobile doors
    und we get in those automobile doors

    Put my key in teh ignition
    und then I turn it sideways
    Then we fasten our seat belts
    As we pull out teh driveway

    Then we drive to teh drive-thru
    Heading off to teh drive-thru
    We're approaching teh drive-thru
    Getting close to teh drive-thru!

    Almost there at teh drive-thru
    Now we're here at teh drive thru
    Here in line at teh drive-thru
    Did I mention teh drive-thru?

    Well here we are
    In teh drive-thru line, me und her.
    Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
    All just waiting to order

    There's some idiot in a Volvo
    With his brights on behind me
    I lean out teh window und scream
    "Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"

    My wife says "Maybe we should park...
    ...We could just go eat inside."
    I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
    So I ain't leavin' this ride..."

    Now a woman on a speaker box
    Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
    I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
    We'd like two hamburgers with onions und cheese."

    Then my wife says
    "Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
    I think I'm gonna haz a chicken sandwich
    Instead, this time"

    I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
    She says "That's not wha I'm hungry for."
    I put my head in my hands und screamed,
    "I don't know who you are anymore!"

    teh voice on teh speaker says
    "I don't haz all day!"
    I said "Then, take our order,
    und we'll be on our way!

    I wanna get a chicken sandwich
    und I want a cheeseburger, too
    She's like "You want onions on that?"
    I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...

    ...Plus we need curly fries
    und don't you dare forget it!
    und two medium root beers
    No, just one, we'll split it."

    Then I said "I'm guessin' that
    You're probably not too bright...
    So read me back my order
    Let's make sure you got it right."

    She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
    Two, you want a cheeseburger
    Three, curly fries, und a large root beer"
    "Stop, don't go no further!"

    "I never ordered a large rootbeer
    I said medium, not large!"
    Then she says "We're havin' a special,
    I supersized you at no charge."

    "Oh." und that's all
    I could say, was "Oh."
    und she says "Now there is somethin' else
    That I really think you should know.

    You can haz unlimited refills
    For just a quarter more..."
    I say "Great, except we're in teh drive thru...
    So wha would I want that for?"

    Then she says "Wait a minute
    Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
    und my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
    Now tell me, who's this Paul?

    She says "Oh, he's just some guy
    Who goes to school with me.
    I sat behind him last year
    und I copied off him in Geometry.

    I said "I know a guy named Paul.
    He used to be my plumber
    He was prematurely bald
    und he moved to Pittsburgh last sommer.

    He also had bladder problems
    und a really bad infection on his toe."
    und she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
    That's way more than I needed to know!"

    und then we both were quiet
    und things got real intense
    Then she says "Next window please,
    That'll be five dollars und eighty two cents."

    So we inched ahead in line
    Movin' painfully slow
    I got a little bored
    So I turned on teh radio...

    [Song plays]

    [Click] Turned it off
    Because my wife was getting a headache
    So we both just sat there quietly
    For her sake.

    Then I looked at her
    und she looked back at me
    und I said "Um,
    I think you haz somethin' in your teeth."

    She turned away from me
    und then turned back und said "Did I get it?"
    I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
    But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."

    Then she said "How about now?"
    I said "Yeah, almost.
    There's still a little bit there
    But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."

    Now we're at teh pay window
    Or whatever you call it
    Put my hand in my pocket
    I can't believe there's no wallet!

    und teh lady at teh window's like,
    "Well, well that'll be five eighty two."
    I turn around to my wife, und say
    "How much haz you got on you?"

    She just rolls her eyes und says
    "I'll pay for this, I guess."
    So she reaches into her purse
    und pulls out teh American Express

    I hand it to teh lady
    und she says "Oh, dear.
    It's gotta be cash only
    We don't take credit cards here."

    I took back teh card und said
    "Gee, really? Well that sucks."
    und that's when I found out
    My wife was only carryin' three bucks.

    I said "I thought you were
    Going to hit teh ATM today"
    She says "I never got around to it
    So where's your wallet anyway?

    und I said "Nevermind,
    Just help me to find some change..."
    Now teh lady at teh window
    Is lookin at me kinda strange...

    und she says "Mister, please,
    We gotta move this line along"
    I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
    We won't be long."

    We looked around inside teh glove-box
    und check teh mat beneath my feet
    I found a nickel in teh ashtray
    und a couple pennies und a dime in teh space betweent he seats

    Before long I had a little pile
    Of coins of every sort
    teh lady counts it up und says
    "You're still about a dollar short"

    und now my woman's got this weird look
    Frozen on her face
    She screams, "you know
    I wasn't even really hungry in teh first place"

    und so I turned around
    To teh cashier again
    I shrugged und said "OK
    Forget teh chicken sandwich then"

    So I pick up my change
    Pick up my reciept
    und I drive to teh pickup window
    Man, I just can't wait to eat

    und now we see this acne ridden
    Kid about sixteen
    Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
    "Hello, my name is Eugene."

    und he hands me a paper bag
    I look him in teh eyes
    und I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
    Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

    Well he looks at me
    und I look at him
    und he looks at me
    und I look at him

    und he looks at me
    und I look at him
    und he says "I'm sorry
    wha did you want again?"

    I say "Ketchup!"
    und he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
    ...I just spaced out there for a second
    I'm really kind of burnt tonight."

    und then he hands me teh ketchup
    und now we're finally drivin' away
    und teh food is drivin' me mad
    With its intoxicating bouquet

    I'm starvin' to death
    By teh time we pull up at teh traffic light
    I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
    I just gotta haz a bite!"

    So she reaches in teh bag
    und pulls out teh burger
    und she hands me teh burger
    und I pick up teh burger

    und then I unwrap teh paper
    I bite into those buns
    und I just can't believe it
    They forgot teh onions!


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    Re: Weird Al' Yankovic

    Post by Sving on Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:49 am

    *Don't look at me like that* teh song is 10 minutes long for gods sake! xD


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