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    Chuck Norris Jokes. yeah the good old ones XD

    Post by Admin on Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:09 am

    When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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    Post by Elsepth on Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:00 am

    Chuck Norris can squeeze banana juice out of a dog by roundhouse kicking it.
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    Post by Admin on Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:31 am

    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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    Post by Admin on Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:34 am

    In video games, the only cheat code that can beat God Mode, is Chuck Norris Mode.
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    Post by Admin on Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:43 am

    Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
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    Post by Admin on Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:43 am

    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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    Post by Elsepth on Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:38 pm

    Admin wrote:Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
    Not that hard.
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    Post by Admin on Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:04 pm

    Elsepth wrote:
    Admin wrote:Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
    Not that hard.

    Just think about it lol.
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    Post by Connor666 on Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:49 am

    lol Laughing
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    Post by Admin on Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:50 am

    Connor666 wrote:lol Laughing

    I need to cenzore that word lol.
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    Post by Admin on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:39 am

    By teh way we went off-topic again >_>

    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.


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    Post by Admin on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:40 am

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides wha time it is.


    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


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    Post by Connor666 on Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:42 am

    whats cenzore???
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    Post by Sving on Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:24 pm

    Like when you say fuck it is it wont let me do it before the watershed, e.g. *censhorship*

    Note: This has probably sparked a question about what is the watershed...


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    Post by Connor666 on Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:05 pm

    i'm confused
    :S Question
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    Post by Sving on Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:15 pm

    http://www.answers.com/censored

    n.
    1.A person authorized to examine books, films, or other material and to remove or suppress what is considered morally, politically, or otherwise objectionable.
    2.An official, as in the armed forces, who examines personal mail and official dispatches to remove information considered secret or a risk to security.
    3.One that condemns or censures.
    4.One of two officials in ancient Rome responsible for taking the public census and supervising public behavior and morals.
    5.Psychology. The agent in the unconscious that is responsible for censorship.


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    Post by Connor666 on Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:48 am

    what r u going on about???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Question
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    Post by Sving on Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:05 am

    Connor666 wrote:whats cenzore???
    Sving wrote:http://www.answers.com/censored

    n.
    1.A person authorized to examine books, films, or other material and to remove or suppress what is considered morally, politically, or otherwise objectionable.
    2.An official, as in the armed forces, who examines personal mail and official dispatches to remove information considered secret or a risk to security.
    3.One that condemns or censures.
    4.One of two officials in ancient Rome responsible for taking the public census and supervising public behavior and morals.
    5.Psychology. The agent in the unconscious that is responsible for censorship.
    Connor666 wrote:what r u going on about???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Question

    See what you said in the first place... I answered your question.


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    Post by Connor666 on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:05 am

    u make things very complicated sometimes Sleep
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    Post by Sving on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:53 am

    I was simply answering your question... didn't you want an answer?


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    Post by Connor666 on Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:01 pm

    ok i cant be asked to carry on argueing Sleep
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    Post by Sving on Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:43 am

    We were arguing?


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    Post by arceu on Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:56 pm

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    Post by Sving on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:05 pm

    Sleep


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